Jokes

A violinista finally obtains the chance of being heard by the great teacher. After to touch a small part, the agent one asks to the teacher: Then that such the execution? - The teacher thinks seconds and answers: Execution is a little exaggerated, 20 years seems me more just.

Music of the Deaf person: I quick attention in what they say, but they do not say nothing! " (Engenheiros do Hawaii)

Music of the Dumb and the Deaf person: " I wanted to say, you I did not want to listen! " (Paralamas do Sucesso)

Music of the Blind person: " I do not see nothing, I do not obtain to erase the Light! " (Adriana Calcanhoto)

Music of the Deodorant Looser: " When you pass I you feel its you smell… " (Banda Eva)

Music of the Leprous I: " Already I do not have fingers pra contar" (Lulu Santos)


Music of the Woman to the 40 Years: " Nothing of what it was it will be, of new of a skill that already was one day… " (Lulu Santos)


P.: Which is the music of the dwarf?
R.: Who always believes reaches…

By: Vinícius Oliveira
Wallage Henrique